Sunday, August 17, 2014

“Wow! Writing a novel is so easy!”


Said, No one. Ever.       

Day 1: You want to be a great writer. You have an amazing idea for a story!

Day 30: You believe you have it in you to be a remarkable writer.

Day 60: In point of fact, you write every day. Your keyboard is smoking.

Day 90: Before you know it, you have an entire novel completed and formatted.

Day 90 (Later that day): You go back to read what you have written. Your heart sinks. There are spelling and grammar errors that neither you nor Word caught.
Everywhere. Literally, everywhere.

Day 91: You make the mistake of letting a friend read it. She finds places where your verbs switch back and forth from past tense to present tense. She says it is confusing.

Day 101: You let another friend edit it because you really want to keep going and publish. She says it's really good! You read what she gave back to you.


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Day 102: Now it’s a total mess and all you can do is go back to the first draft—the one with all the errors in it—and try to find them. There are a lot of blue, squiggly lines.
A lot. Is that one word or two?

Day 103: O.k. You’re just going to focus on the red, squiggly lines. They're the ones that really matter.

Day 103 (20 minutes later): You’re a writer, not a Grammar Guru! 

Day 104: Command decision: If you don’t know the rule, no one else will catch the mistake. Just tackle the ones that you're sure about.
"Consider revising" sounds like more of a guideline than a rule.

Day 120: You’ve spent weeks editing and reediting page after page and gotten no closer to publishing. You probably shouldn’t have told your friends you were writing a book.

Day 121: Getting your book published is probably not going to happen.